Favorite Torchwood quote?

[Tristan]

What's your favorite Torchwood quote?

One of mine has to be from "End Of Days" when Rhys is dead and Gwen says:

"There's got to be something that you can do, otherwise what's the fucking point of you! You bring him back! You bring him back, do you understand me Jack fucking Harkness!?"

[gorlagon]

I liked the one where Ianto says to Jack "Gloves always come in pairs, sir"
But there are so many excellent quotes, picking just one is almost impossible

[Tristan]

just thought of another one! Can't remember which episode it was but Jack says to Gwen, "That's a bit Welsh"!

[gorlagon]

What about "Not got a clue, it could be a weapon or it could be a really big stapler" :lol:

[Kezzy]

:lol: How do you remember all this?

[gorlagon]

it could be that I've got a pretty good memory or that I'm just a sad ba*tard :mrgreen:

[natzs]

when owen said "give Ianto and stop watch and hes happy"
also when Reece was and the phone and said "will you record wifeswap"
and then jack said to tosh"when i want you to think for yourself i will tell you"

[gorlagon]

when owen said "give Ianto and stop watch and hes happy"
also when Reece was and the phone and said "will you record wifeswap"
and
then jack said to tosh"when i want you to think for yourself i will tell you"


:mrgreen: I like that one

[Tristan]

"The 21st century is when it all changes, and you gotta be ready..."

[gorlagon]

Owen, "She's dead", Gwen "Yeah, thanks Quincy" :lol:

[Tristan]

Gwen: I don't even kill spiders in the bath.
Jack: Nor do I. Not with a gun

[Springmaus]

"The 21st century is when it all changes, and you gotta be ready..."

Thats the best quote ever!
Theres a lot i like, and they usually end up being used when i talk to people. Today me and my friend were laughing at something torchwood related, and when asked what my friend said "o nothing, private joke" to which i added "stupid joke". we use "thanks quincy" alot now too

[gorlagon]

Gwen seems to very good with the sexual innuendos, although Tosh sneaks a few in too.

In the very first episode Gwen said something about sending out a radio message, "looking for a girl, that's knobbing people to death".

At the time it was hilarious :D

[The_Beatles]

Gwen seems to very good with the sexual innuendos, although Tosh sneaks a few in too.

In the very first episode Gwen said something about sending out a radio message, "looking for a girl, that's knobbing people to death".

At the time it was hilarious :Dyea that quote was so funny !!!! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

[The_Beatles]

Toshiko Sato: So. I'm shagging a woman and an alien
Mary: Which is worse?
Toshiko Sato: Well I know which one my mother would say. :lol: :lol:

[gorlagon]

I'm sure there are many others that I've forgotten

[The_Beatles]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/KING_BILLIE_RULES/Torchwood/torchwoodquote001.jpg :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Tristan]

Owen: "Only in the bloody countryside!"

[gorlagon]

Nothing wrong with the countryside :D

[The_Beatles]

JacK: That is so welsh!....i show you something fantastic....and you find a falt with it :mrgreen: !!

[gorlagon]

"You can be such a wanker sometimes Owen, do you know that?"
"As a matter of fact I do."

:lol: :lol:

[The_Beatles]

Captain Jack Harkness: There you go. I can taste it. Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. You take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle, feminises the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky, then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[The_Beatles]

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Owen Harper: I said it was stupid, telling him he was dead.
Toshiko Sato: Well, you try it!

Captain Jack Harkness: Told the last corpse he was injured. He wasted the whole two minutes screaming for an ambulance.


PC Andy: I bet you ten quid they're DNA specialists. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI b******s. CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a kebab.

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Hospital Porter: [about the Weevil] Oh, there's a face. I tell you what, mate, you should try plastic surgery. Not on the NHS, mind.

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Captain Jack Harkness: And before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of Torchwood?
Owen Harper: Er... yeah, that'd be me. Sorry, I'm a ****
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Ianto Jones: I try my best.
Captain Jack Harkness: And he looks good in a suit.

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Gwen Cooper: I'm getting tired of following you.
Captain Jack Harkness: No you're not. And you never will.

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Gwen Cooper: But... but they can see the lift! Why aren't they, I mean... we are right out in the open, they can see everything!
Captain Jack Harkness: Do they look like they can see us?
Gwen Cooper: No, but look at us! We couldn't be any more public!
Captain Jack Harkness: [Calling to passers-by] Hello! Hey, you there, hello!
[to Gwen]
Captain Jack Harkness: It's called the perception filter. He can sort of see us, but we don't quite register, just like something in the corner of your eye. It only works on this exact spot. Step off... hi! Nice night. Ooh, hello we are perceived.

Gwen Cooper: But hold on, if no one can see it when the lift's coming up, there's a bloody big hole in the floor, don't people fall in?
Captain Jack Harkness: That is so Welsh.
Gwen Cooper: What is?
Captain Jack Harkness: I show you something fantastic. You find fault.

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Gwen Cooper: The thing is, I just don't understand...
Captain Jack Harkness: If you want evidence of aliens, how about that great big spaceship hovering over London on Christmas day? What about the battle of Canary Wharf, a Cyberman in every home?
Gwen Cooper: My boyfriend says it's like a sort of terrorism, that they'd put drugs in the water supplies, psychotropic drugs causing mass hallucinations and stuff.
Captain Jack Harkness: Yeah, well your boyfriend's stupid.
Gwen Cooper: Oh, you've met him.

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Gwen Cooper: So go on then. How the hell did you end up in Cardiff?
Captain Jack Harkness: This is Torchwood Three. Torchwood One was London, destroyed in the battle. Torchwood Two is an office in Glasgow, very strange man. Torchwood Three, Cardiff. Torchwood Four's kind of gone missing but we'll find it one day.

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Gwen Cooper: ...Have you poisoned me?
Captain Jack Harkness: Don't be so dramatic. It's an amnesia pill, my own recipe, which a touch of aniyon and a dash of retcon. When you wake up tomorrow morning you'll have forgotten everything about Torchwood. Worse still, you'll have forgotten me. Which is kind of tragic.

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Gwen Cooper: I remember... I remember

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Gwen Cooper: Owen and Toshiko, you didn't tell them that you were shot in the head and survived.
Captain Jack Harkness: You didn't tell them either. Followed my lead. Keep doing that, you might just get through this.
Gwen Cooper: But she killed you!
Captain Jack Harkness: I can't die.
Gwen Cooper: Ok!
Captain Jack Harkness: But I can't. Something happened to me a while back. Long story and far away. But I was killed, and I was brought back to life, and since then, I can't die.
Gwen Cooper: But how...?
Captain Jack Harkness: I don't know. One day I'll find a doctor, the right sort of doctor, and maybe he can explain it, but until then...
Gwen Cooper: Nothing kills you?
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, it kinda freaks people out. Best if you don't say anything

[gorlagon]

There's some good uns there :lol:

[gorlagon]

Owen: Make yourself useful, sweetheart, pass us the big chisel from the tool-box.
Gwen: Not "sweetheart". Gwen. One syllable, sure you can manage it.
Owen: Not sweet-cheeks? Freckles? New girl?
Gwen: It’s a shame your tool’s not big enough for the job, darling.


Classic :lol:

[Kezzy]

:lol: I like that one

[The_Beatles]

:lol: I like that one

yea me2 :lol: =P~ =P~

[gorlagon]

I should imagine every female wishes to say that at least once a week :lol:

[BADFalcon]

I have sooo many favourite lines from this show *grins* this could take a while haha..

Owen: Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.

Jack: Ianto cleans up after us and gets us everywhere on time.
Ianto: I try my best.
Jack: And he looks good in a suit.
Ianto: Careful. That’s harassment, sir.

Gwen: I’m getting tired of following you.
Jack: No you’re not. And you never will.

Jack: Yeah, well your boyfriend’s stupid.
Gwen: Oh, you've met him?

Owen: I torture people in happy relationships.

Jack: You people and your quaint little categories.

Ianto: I believe estate agents pronounce it, “Sploeâà ¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚

[sara]

Jack: You know strictly speaking, throttling the staff is usually my job

and

Owen: Rat Jam!

[Kezzy]

Urgh the rat jam was gross :lol:

[sara]

Poor Steve :( btw i name everything...Steve is the rat and bob is the pterodactyl.

I love the
"Who orders Pizza under the name torchwood" quote

[Kezzy]

Argh i thought you were the sarah who named him bob

[sara]

Te he! It's Sara btw. I do get called Sarah alot though. How many teachers have called me Sarah! Sigh* One called me Sarah for 4 years :S i corrected her ever lesson. Then i gave up. But yes, bob is my name for bob

[Kezzy]

Sorry hun,that will teach me for typing to fast

[The_Beatles]

i do love this quote :wink:

Jack: You people and your quaint little categories. :mrgreen:

[The_Beatles]

i do love this quote :wink:

Jack: You people and your quaint little categories. :mrgreen:
....i love the way jon says quaint :oops: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[gorlagon]

Bob sounds good to me, unless he's a she :-k

[Kezzy]

I thought its name was myfanwy?

[gorlagon]

I thought its name was myfanwy?


:too funny: :lol: :too funny:

[Kezzy]

:lol: Im serious! :lol:

[gorlagon]

then it is a female, who's best friend is gay.

OMG you must be right, :lol:

[sara]

Bob's a gd name for a girl

[gorlagon]

I like Bob, well not the Bob from Twin Peaks, but a female Bob is good

[sara]

My daleks name's bob

[Kezzy]

:lol:

[gorlagon]

I know a builder called Bob :lol:

[Kezzy]

So do i hes bloody annoying

[gorlagon]

Well, this one can sing and square dance too, so it cannot be the same one

[gorlagon]

Anyway getting back on topic

Jack :- All right, usual formation.
Gwen:- Whats the usual formation?
Owen:- It varies.
Gwen:- How can the usual formation vary?

[The_Beatles]

lol....yea that quote is good :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[cherry]

Kai to Gwen,wearing a pair of knackerd jeans she comes after him with a staple gun,Kai says "You're Not Comin Near My Valuables with That" [-X :lol:

[Bad_Wolf]

I cant find the episodes, but my fav quotes are,
1, There are alot of things you can do with a stopwatch
2, Be proud, you are the only race who go camping
3, If Abbadon feeds on life, i am an all you can eat buffet

[The_Beatles]

I cant find the episodes, but my fav quotes are,
1, There are alot of things you can do with a stopwatch
2, Be proud, you are the only race who go camping
3, If Abbadon feeds on life, i am an all you can eat buffet

I like the 1st ans 3rd Quotes!! :mrgreen:

[gorlagon]

[About the last person they kissed]

Jack: Are we including non-human life-forms?

Owen: You're a sick man, Harkness. That is disgusting!

[sara]

Yeah i love that one gor'

[demonic-chaos]

Someones probably said this, but hey. Owen says it. As you might be able to guess...
It's in the final episode.
Scared yet? Because fuck knows I am!!

[Bad_Wolf]

hehe i luv that one, along with
Gwen: All of your staff have feelings Jack, even Owen
Jack: Yes well you would know!!!!

[Kimmie]

I like this one -"Torchwood. Beyond the Government, outside the police. Tracking down alien life on Earth, and arming humanity against the future. The twenty first centuary is when everything changes, and you've got to be ready!"
And from the books, "F*ck me, it's Paul McCartney with wings!"
But my favourite quote is definately "There are lot's of things you can do with a stopwatch!"

Plus, don't read this thread in a public library, people give you lot's of funny looks!!! :lol: :oops: :P

[cherry]

Love it when Owen says" Splot "and the posh one says I believe estate agents pronounce it" Sploah ":lol:

[demonic-chaos]

When Owen tries to act like he knows everything and look impressive to Mark Lynch and saying "The perfect murder..." and ML says that Owen doesn't have a clue

(replying to Kimmie) as well as not reading it in public, don't be reading "Owen's man boobs" when a parent appears-- she thinks this site has hairy porn now.
Oh, and don't go on lotsofjokes and have a heading Dirty Jokes III when the other parent appears.

[Kimmie]

Parents aren't a big problem for me, seen as they don't let me on the net at home! So i'm either in the library, at school or in my Grams'.

[Bad_Wolf]

in one of the first episodes gwen says, 'how do you guys switch off, what do you do to relax', to which owen answers, 'torture people in happy relationships'

I love this as it is soooo funny!!!!

[The_Beatles]

I'd like to see C.S.I cardiff where they will be measuring the velocity of a kebeb!!..........lol :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

hmmm cant think of my fave quote :-k

but i like this quote when u tell a guy "omg but you dont like that" or somethin and he go's.........

"oh but im a very complex guy sweetheart" :lol:

well it is actually from a tv program too 8-[ :mrgreen:

and that would be a good one for owen to say :lol: 8)

[montana_moonshine]

my fav has to be "F*ck me, it's Paul McCartney with wings!" from the books... slow decay i think!! it is sooo funny!!!

x_lex_x

[Kimmie]

Yes Lexie, I already come up with that! Got any others?!

ok third time i have tried to post this as the screen keeps dissapearing when i click view more emotions....

anyway.. i was watching torchwood earlier and i thought this was a funny 1...
tosh: "need help getting it up owen?" :lol:

[Bad_Wolf]

hehe thats good, its like, 'do you still feel a bit of a cock'

[demonic-chaos]

'do you still feel a bit of a cock'

rofl

I love that one. And he has his hand over it. a bit of a cock a bit? Gwen wan't that impressed then. Probably too busy staring at his man boobs to be that bothered anyway :twisted: I'm so mean to him but he is the best person to ever exist on this entire rock of a planet

[montana_moonshine]

lol that one is good!!! :D

[Kimmie]

From the book, Another Life. " Jack leaned back in the chair to appraise him. 'Such a pert ass, Ianto. Were you ever an Italian waiter?'
'I'm more a French Press man myself.' He handed Jack the phone messages. 'That questions may constitute work-based sexual harassment.'
'Only if you ask me real nice.'

I think it rocks!

[TWBambi]

That's one of my my favourites too!

:( I want my books back!

[Kimmie]

Who did you lend them too? You should be careful, I lent Bad_Wolf my copies, and she dropped Another Life in the BATH!!! No, I'm sorry, it grew legs and jumped a foot from the washing basket into the BATH! LOL!!

Who did you lend them too? You should be careful, I lent Bad_Wolf my copies, and she dropped Another Life in the BATH!!! No, I'm sorry, it grew legs and jumped a foot from the washing basket into the BATH! LOL!!

:shock: WOW I WANT THAT BOOK!!!

:lol: :lol:

[TWBambi]

:D

I lent them to my close friends, and they know if they destroy it they will die a painful death.

:mrgreen:

But I wish I hadn't, I really want to re-read Another Life, stupid woman has had the book for 2 weeks and she hasn't got past chapter one! :(

[Kimmie]

HAHA! I didn't mean it literally, that was just Anni's excuse for dropping it! Personally, I think it's more likely that her brother chucked it in!! Would be neat to have a walking book, though!!

[Bad_Wolf]

Danzi, you dnt want that book, it found out it cant swim, and drowneded!
But it did grow legs and walk!!!!!
Kimmie, Its rank, and gross that you even considered the fact theat my brother was anywhere near me whilst i was in the bath,
he was over a friends house that idea is just... *shudders* eww eww eww eww EEWWWWWWW
But i bought you a new one, so the world has been set to rights!!

[Kimmie]

Doesn't mean I can't wind you up about it!! And I thought that it jumped in before you, sorry I was obvoiusly mistaken, I know your taste in men isn't quite that bad!!!!

[nptorchwood]

its got to be owen in Random Shoes when he says to gwen "Thankyou for that disney moment, now who's makin' the tea?"
:lol:

Niki
x

[roisin dubh]

mine is

tosh: who are you?
jack: i'm nobody, i don't exist, which for a man with my charisma, that's quite an acheivement
:grin:

[KarySky]

Jack: And he looks good in a suit.
Ianto: Careful, that's harrassment, sir.

Classic!


And even more classic:

Owen: Let's all have sex.
Ianto: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.

[ElectroxGirl]

Tosh: We could feed the world!
Ianto: We could release a single.

And what an awesome single that would be!

Ianto: Like a butler. I could be a butler!
Jack: We don't need a butler.
Ianto: 'Scuse me! Dried egg on your collar!
Jack: It was a busy week.

Or of course

Ianto: Jones. Ianto Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Jones-Ianto Jones.

[Turquoise-Dolphin]

My favourite quote?

Anything Ianto says!

Especially:

"Careful, that's harrasment, sir." (Classic!)

The whole 'stopwatch conversation'

"Put the key down! Or I'll shoot." (Ooh, Ianto with a gun...sooo sexy...and I'm a pacifist!)

"Oh right, their heads must explode all the time!"

"Mobiles, landlines, tin-cans with bits of string, everything absolutely everything, no phones, phones all broken. Hello? Anyone there? No! Because the phones aren't working!"

[In response to Jack saying 'Why? Would you miss me?'] "Yup." (so blunt)

Jack: Do I show off?
Ianto: Just a bit.

"We could release a single."

"Coming here...it gave me meaning again..." (looks up at Jack) "You..." (Awwww!!!!!)

The whole 'dabbling' conversation with Martha.

"Yeah, I'm looking for a wedding dress, for a friend."

"That's what I love about Torchwood. By day, chasing the scum of the universe. Come the night, you're the wedding fairy." (SO Ianto!)

"He cheats, he always cheats."

"Jones. Ianto Jones." (Bond. James Bond)

Seriously - just anything Ianto says! Is it glaringly obvious that I love him?

Oh, and as an afterthought:

Jack - "This is quite homoerotic."

Owen - "Is it technically necrophilia if I'm conscious?"

Tosh - "Need a hand getting it up, Owen?" (from 'Countrycide')

[PoisonIvy]

I need to compile a list of the Andy love, but for now:

"Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done."

[ElectroxGirl]

I need to compile a list of the Andy love, but for now:

"Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done."

Ah yes. Love Andy even more for that :big_grin:

[*Kymberly*]

I need to compile a list of the Andy love, but for now:

"Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done."

Haha i loved that bless Rhys!

[kyic]

lol i dunno it is all goood :yes:

[ElectroxGirl]

Rhys: Where did they go?
Andy: Abergavenny?

[whowherewhyhow]

Ianto: ..."innovative, bordering on the avant garde!"

[fan of love]

OK I couldn't choose:
"We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator"
"Of course, bananas are far more interesting"
"They know more than I do about this place!? Nobody knows more than I do!!"

[captaincarpet]

From sleeper:

Ianto: Its the end of the world...

Owen: Lets all have sex!

Ianto: And I thought the end of the world could'nt get any worse!

[xblondexpinkx]

my favourite of all time still has to be: 'excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar?' the way gwen said it as if it was a totally normal thing to say to someone cracked me up

[jcamacd]

I loved the old lady's response 'Bloody Torchwood' of course Torchwood is so classified everyone knows about it

[Captain_Jake]

It Has to be:


Landlines, Mobile phones, tin cans with little bits of strings attached.
(Holds Hand to ear in phone shape)
Hello? Anyone there? NO because the PHONES ARNT WORKING

[nikki]

gotta be the now infamous scene:

I: Just us...in this room...for as long as it takes. Terrifying.

J: Really?

I: Absolutly. Shivers down my spine.

J: You don't look scared.

I: It.....passed."

[note to jeky: im actually quite excited that i managed to get through it, even though there is no way i could be interupted!!!! still: :yahoo1: ]

[Craft]

In the episode called *Meat* the conversation goes (something) like this:

Gwen: Have you ever eaten alien meat?
Jack: Yes
Gwen: What was it like?
Jack: I think he enjoyed it.....

[Chelle]

:laugh: I love that quote. I remember bursting out laughing when he said that.

xxx

[fan of love]

HAHAHA I never noticed that one!!
I've gotta go back and watch it!!

I also loved (from meat)
Tosh - We could feed the world
Ianto - We could release a single

[Banshee]

There are some very good ones in the books as well. I can't remember which one this is in now (and I'm quoting by heart so it may not be exact):

Jack: I prefer it when the dead stay dead.
Owen: Pot. Kettle. Black

Just soooo Owen, really.

My favourite from the series... kind of varies, depending on the mood, but it tends to be one of Ianto's one-liners. Or non-one-liners... :grin:

[The Hub]

In our house Owen's 'thanks for that rambling trip to nowhere' gets used quite a lot (from Greeks Bearing Gifts I think). Also Jack's 'Never doing that again' (from Everything Changes about getting pregnant).
Loved reading all the quotes :smile: - lots of what Ianto says is great too but most of my favourites have already been mentioned.

[Roqui]

Gwen: What will you do while I'm gone?
Jack: Ooo, the usual. Pizza, Ianto, save the world a couple of times. :grin:

[Mrs_Snow]

I love the bit when Owen is 'dead' and is breaking into Richard Briers house...because he's not alive he doesn't set off the heat sensors.... and says the classic "i'm too cool for school"...hence my sig. :big_grin:

[x---cachudalek]

i like:

Owen: and what is that smell?
Gwen: that would be grass
Owen: It's disgusting

and:

Jack: all right usual formation
Gwen: what's the usual formation?
Owen: varies.
Gwen: how can the usual formation vary?

and:

Jack: this kid, Bernie. Where does he live?
Tosh: splott.
Owen: splott?!
Ianto: i believe estate agents pronounce it "Sploe"

and:

Jack: under any other circumstances, an exuberant Roman soldier would be my idea of a perfect morning

and:

John: Help me Obi-Wan-Kenobi, you're my only hope

and:

John: oh, that's nice
Gwen: that's a poodle
John: s'nice

and:

Ianto: then it's...all over
Owen: let's all have sex
Ianto: and i thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse

and:

Gwen: have you ever eaten alien meat?
Jack: yeah.
Gwen: what was it like?
Jack: well, he seemed to enjoy it.

and:

Jack: if we go in there, guns blazing, they'll kill the evidence and run.
Owen: i wasn't suggesting blazing, just waving!

and:

Jack: what's is it with you? Ever since Owen died, all you've done is agree with him!
Ianto: i was brought up not to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do still do most of their talking for themselves

and:

Ianto: This is what I love about Torchwood - chasing the scum of the Universe by day, come midnight you're the Wedding Fairy.

and:

John: you took your time!
Gwen: on your knees now!
John: honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people

and:

Tosh: Owen, just stay calm.
Owen: Why should I do that? Where's the fun in that? I'm gonna rage my way to oblivion!
Tosh: Please stop.
Owen: Why? Give me good bloody reason why I should, one good reason why I shouldn't keep screaming!
Tosh: Because you're breaking my heart!
Owen: Sorry.

those are just a few

i love everything they say, lol

but, ye....

[sponny]

The one at the top of my mind is this:

Owen: Why do they call you "Bernie"?
Bernie: I burned my neighbour's shed down when I was 12.
Owen: Why?
Bernie: I was having a fag. Got a bit carried away.

[x---cachudalek]

I also loved (from meat)
Tosh - We could feed the world
Ianto - We could release a single

I LOVE this quote

i was trying to describe the scene blsh blsh blsh to my friend the other day

didnt quite manage cause i was laughing so much

[Forever'sOverrated]

Jack: Sometimes a little technibable is good for the soul (So True!)

Any of Ianto's one liners (Can't remember them exactly)

'I could look through the rest... you know... the old fashioned way... With my eyes'

'Nobody knows more than I do... and it's written on the bottom of that screen'

And in 'The Stolen Earth'
Gwen: He's quite handsome actually
Ianto: He's not that good looking

[owenharper]

just thought of another one! Can't remember which episode it was but Jack says to Gwen, "That's a bit Welsh"!
That's in episode one- Everything Changes when Jack shows Gwen the invisable life.
"That's so Welsh?"
"What is?"
"I show you something amazing and you find fault."

[owenharper]

I cant find the episodes, but my fav quotes are,
1, There are alot of things you can do with a stopwatch
2, Be proud, you are the only race who go camping
3, If Abbadon feeds on life, i am an all you can eat buffet

Number One comes from episode They Keep Killing Susie after they put her back in the mourge thing.
Number 2 I'm not sure.
Number 3 is End Of Days the series 1 final.

[sponny]

I cant find the episodes, but my fav quotes are,
1, There are alot of things you can do with a stopwatch
2, Be proud, you are the only race who go camping
3, If Abbadon feeds on life, i am an all you can eat buffet

Number One comes from episode They Keep Killing Susie after they put her back in the mourge thing.
Number 2 I'm not sure.
Number 3 is End Of Days the series 1 final.

If I recall correctly number two is from the beginning of Countrycide when they're making camp.

[Forever'sOverrated]

I cant find the episodes, but my fav quotes are,
1, There are alot of things you can do with a stopwatch
2, Be proud, you are the only race who go camping
3, If Abbadon feeds on life, i am an all you can eat buffet

Number One comes from episode They Keep Killing Susie after they put her back in the mourge thing.
Number 2 I'm not sure.
Number 3 is End Of Days the series 1 final.

If I recall correctly number two is from the beginning of Countrycide when they're making camp.

It is, because I remember Owen keeps complaining about it.

[PerculiarPenny]

Oh there are loads!!!!! I love Owen's quotes:
"A very girly man"
"I'm not going to hurt you. I'm gonna bloody kill you"
"Sorry, did you say camp?"
"Rat jam!!!!!"
"I can't comment, I was stuck in the kitchen with motor-mouth thanks to you"
"Didn't they teach you health and safety in the police"
"Yes, I've got a stack of admin"
"Obviously that would have been weird"
"Does that remind you of anything helpful?"

[Forever'sOverrated]

"Rat jam!!!!!"

Oh God, the obsession I had with 'Rat Jam'. I was bored once in GCSE history last year so I drew a jar of rat jam in the corner of the page I was supposed to be taking notes on. My teacher then collected the books in for marking and it came back with a question mark next to my doodle.

Back on topic, the best Owen quote has to be:

You know something Tosh. Sometimes I think that stick up your arse has a stick up its arse.

[PerculiarPenny]

"Rat jam!!!!!"

Oh God, the obsession I had with 'Rat Jam'. I was bored once in GCSE history last year so I drew a jar of rat jam in the corner of the page I was supposed to be taking notes on. My teacher then collected the books in for marking and it came back with a question mark next to my doodle.

Back on topic, the best Owen quote has to be:

You know something Tosh. Sometimes I think that stick up your arse has a stick up its arse.

Cool!! maybe i should try that - I get bored in that class too!!! My teacher would go nuts!!!!!!!

[Iloveowen]

hey, can't bbelive that no one has said this one coz i havent seen it or i've missed it anyway here is my favourite

Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything, absolutely everything. Hello? Anyone there? No, cos the phones aren't working.

said by Ianto Jones

this is also my signature

[owlpost1992]

hey, can't bbelive that no one has said this one coz i havent seen it or i've missed it anyway here is my favourite

Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything, absolutely everything. Hello? Anyone there? No, cos the phones aren't working.

said by Ianto Jones

this is also my signature

I'm sure I've seen that as a favourite a few times.

[HollyM]

You know something Tosh. Sometimes I think that stick up your arse has a stick up its arse.

Lol...i LOVE that one! I mouth it everytime i watch that episode!