S3 Favorite quotes - caution may contain spoilers!

[nightowl]

So I got to thinking - what are your favorite lines from series 3?

For me, there are a lot. [spoiler:38286s8e]I especially love the whole conversation between Gwen and Rhys when she's heading out to see Clem. The best part was Rhys asking if she has the correct currency for going into England and she responds:

"Yes, and I've had my injections." - Loved it![/spoiler:38286s8e]

Share what lines are memorable to you - I only listed one that came to mind so the rest of you can share yours as well.

[ElectroxGirl]

Oh there are so many!
Jack: The beans are almost done.
Ianto: Bloody beans.

Thats the first one that comes to mind!

[SerenityChaos]

I think the most obvious one is at the end of Day 4 between Jack and Ianto.

[Kaleidoscope]

"Bloody beans" :laugh: Damn you Rhys!
"He is very handsome" :inlove:

Are the only two which spring to mind right now.

[Holly2009]

"We're looking for Ianto Jones" - "Well you won't find him here, mate, I'm a married man" I just laughed my head off! The whole scene in Day Four (even though I hardly caught any of it due to screaming and crying my head off :blusher: ) Of course the beans :grin: aaand.....argh this is really annoying! There are loads but I cant think of them right now...

[Holly2009]

OH! And this one :derisive:

Rhys: "Have you got a penknife"
Gwen: "Bloody hell Rhys, I'm not going to let you eat raw potato's"

Very funny! :tongue:

[gunslinger]

Most def. "Bloody Beans" durse you Rhys!
Then "what kind of civil servants are you?" "Unappreciated ones."
Then the ending scene of day four, but I try not to think about it too hard, cause I'll burst into tears.

[tall-person118]

In Day One from PC Andy:

PC Andy: You know, if she's anti-terrorist, I wouldn't mind being uncle terrorist

When he is travelling with Johnson to Gewn's house Andy says something like 'I know Gwen, she'll be no trouble'- and then she appears shooting thier wheels, leading to:

PC Andy: What kind of terrorist shoots your wheels!?
Johnson: A clever one.

[ElectroxGirl]

Ianto: I don't like ice cream it gives me a headache!

[Driftwood]

"you and whos army?"
"torchwoods"

awesome!

[nightowl]

"Are you two having shenanigans in the dark?" - Oh how well Gwen has learned!

And

"He died a happy man. And I have Tupperware!" - Ianto

[Banshee]

Well, this is going to be a bit long, but... hope you don't mind

The two "couple" conversations in Day 1
[spoiler:25wyfuzk]Ianto: 'He thought we were together. Like a couple. He said you two. The way he said it. 'Ahah, you two.''
Jack: 'But we are, does it matter?'
Ianto: 'Dunno. It's all a bit new to me that's all.'

Ianto: 'She's calling us a couple now.'
Jack: 'What's your problem?'
Ianto: 'Just saying.'
Jack: 'I hate the word couple.'
Ianto: 'Me too.' *resigned face*[/spoiler:25wyfuzk]
Ianto's conversation with his sister
[spoiler:25wyfuzk]Rhiannon: 'Susan on the corner was in town, and it was her anniversary so they went to that posh french place in town by the memorial, and there was you.'
Ianto: 'Soo?'
Rhiannon: 'There was you. Having dinner. With a man.'
Ianto: 'Aha. So?'
Rhiannon: 'Having dinner with a man. In the restaurant.'
Ianto: 'So? You have dinner with Tina.'
Rhiannon: 'Not in town. Susan said he was gorgeous. Like a film star. Like an escort.'
Ianto: 'He's my boss.'
Rhiannon: 'She said it was intimate. I said, well he's had girlfriends. And she said, well no girl was getting her feet round that table, no chance. Have you gone bender?'
Ianto: 'Mischa's hearing this.'
Rhiannon: 'She's not bothered. Her friend Sian's got two mothers. Go on. You never tell me anything these days. Dad died, that was it. You were off. You couldn't wait. Like, I did something wrong. I didn't. Did I?'
Ianto: 'It's nothing. It's my job. It's difficult. It's... He is very handsome.'
Rhiannon: 'No.'
Ianto: 'Now stop it.'
Rhiannon: 'You kidding me? Really though? Really- Christ almighty! He's nice though, is he? Is he? Oh my. I mean since when?'
Ianto: 'It's weird. It's just different. It's not men. It's. It's just him. It's only him. And, I don't really know what it is, really so... So i'm not broadcasting it.'
Rhiannon: 'Oh, no. Honest. I won't say. If you want it kept quiet, I swear I won't say a word. I promise.'
Johnny: 'Oi oi, gay boy? She says you takin it up the arse. Mischa could you get off that thing?'
Ianto: 'Thanks.' *another resigned face*[/spoiler:25wyfuzk]
The "beans conversation"
[spoiler:25wyfuzk]Ianto: "What did it feel lke. I mean, getting blown up?"
Jack: "Wasn't the best of days."
Ianto: "No, but.. did you feel it? or did everything just go black?"
Jack: "I felt it."
Ianto: "Shit."
Jack: "Yeah."
Ianto: "Do yo uever thing that one day your luck will run out, that you won't come back?"
Jack "I'm a fixed point in time and space, that's waht the Doctor says. I think that means it's forever."
Ianto: "So one day you'll see me die, of old age, and just keep going."
Jack: "Yeah."
Ianto: "We'd better make the most of it then."
Jack: "I suppose."
Ianto: "Like right now."
Jack: "Ianto, the world could be ending."
Ianto: "The world is always ending. And I have missed that coat."
Jack: "Rhys, do you wanna take the car and go to those shops by the wharf? We need... some disks for these things. Should take about... 20 minutes."
Ianto: "30"
Jack: "30 minutes."
Rhys: "I'll go later. The beans are almost done."
Ianto: "Bloody beans."[/spoiler:25wyfuzk]
The conversation in Day 4
[spoiler:25wyfuzk]Ianto: "This must have been eating away at you. Why didn't you tell me? I could have helped"
Jack: "No you coulnd't"
Ianto: "I tell you everything"
Jack: "Yes, so tell me, what should I have done"
Ianto: "Stand up to them. the Jack I know would have stood up to them. I've only just scratched the surface, haven't I?"
Jack: "Ianto, that's all there is"
Ianto: "No. You pretend that's all there is."
Jack: "I've lived a long time, I've done a lot of things. I've got to go, I won't be long"
Ianto: "You're doing it again. Speak to me, Jack. Where are you going?"
Jack: "To call Frobisher. I can't make the call from here cos they'll be able to trace it, is that ok?"
Ianto: "You are the boss."
Jack: "And just so you know I have a daughter called Alice and a grandson call Steven and Frobisher took them hostage yesterday."[/spoiler:25wyfuzk]
[spoiler:25wyfuzk]Ianto's death :cryin:
Ianto: 'Okay. It was good, yeah?'
Jack: 'Yeah.'[/spoiler:25wyfuzk]
Oh, and the "Been there, done that. It's fun" remark in the contacts conversation with Rhys and Gwen. Haven't transcribed that one yet, though.

[ElectroxGirl]

Gwen: Oh my God. Severn Bridge. I'm going into England, farewell forever!
Rhys: Good luck. Have you got currency?
Gwen: Yes and I've had my injections.

[Banshee]

Gwen: Oh my God. Severn Bridge. I'm going into England, farewell forever!
Rhys: Good luck. Have you got currency?
Gwen: Yes and I've had my injections.

Oh, that had me in stitches...

[nightowl]

Can't say as I blame her either!

:derisive:

[xvoguex]

Gwen: Oh my God. Severn Bridge. I'm going into England, farewell forever!
Rhys: Good luck. Have you got currency?
Gwen: Yes and I've had my injections.

I found this one strangely funny :smile2:

[Starbuck]

As no one has I will add

Ianto: too late I breathed the air....

[nightowl]

That one wouldn't be a favorite of mine.

Another one -

Rupesh: "What's in there?"

Gwen: "Big, science fiction superbase. Honestly! Seeya!"

[CLay]

That one wouldn't be a favorite of mine.

Another one -

Rupesh: "What's in there?"

Gwen: "Big, science fiction superbase. Honestly! Seeya!"
yeah! couldn't stop giggling at that, especially as her facial expression was adorable :happy:

[Kaleidoscope]

Rupesh: "What's in there?"

Gwen: "Big, science fiction superbase. Honestly! Seeya!"
:lol2: Loved that one!

[John the Vic]

The following conversation from Day Five..

[spoiler:1di33xk9]Frobisher: "You put me on camera, and I'll tell people the truth."
Prime Minister: "But then your daughters would know where they're going. Best not."[/spoiler:1di33xk9]

[* laurie *]

The following conversation from Day Five..

[spoiler:olqrdgiq]Frobisher: "You put me on camera, and I'll tell people the truth."
Prime Minister: "But then your daughters would know where they're going. Best not."[/spoiler:olqrdgiq]

that coversation was so chilling i felt so much for frosbisher, wot is it with the whoniverse and its prime ministers seriously!! they dont half pic em

[John the Vic]

[quote="John the Vic":1encouhg]The following conversation from Day Five..

[spoiler:1encouhg]Frobisher: "You put me on camera, and I'll tell people the truth."
Prime Minister: "But then your daughters would know where they're going. Best not."[/spoiler:1encouhg]

that coversation was so chilling i felt so much for frosbisher, wot is it with the whoniverse and its prime ministers seriously!! they dont half pic em[/quote:1encouhg]

[spoiler:1encouhg]Yeah, I thought the two words "Best not." said as such a passing remark were the most chilling of all.. To think that with a seemingly friendly tone he could persuade a man to sacrifice his two daughters.. The look of horror on Frobisher's face when he realised the PM was serious.. No wonder he went to collect a Requisition 31..[/spoiler:1encouhg]

[nightowl]

One of my favorite sequences from day one when Gwen is driving was the comment about adopting a Filipino and making him clean the chimney for the house Rhys was looking at - apparently this comment offended people here in the US, at least according to the BBCA boards.

Sheesh! I found it hysterical. exactly what I would do with a child! :derisive:

[jacks_angel]

Omg love the one about going over the severn bridge made me laugh no one has said one of my faves
Jack: ianto we're having a baby that made me crack up when ianto came running in his face classic lol

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[gee_is_kool]

I really should pay more attention when I watch the TV, i hadly remember any of these.

[libraryelf]

Ianto: THATS MY CAr!!!!!

All he could say was that was his car, and his brother in-law throwing bricks.

Oh.
Soldiers: "We're looking for Ianto Jones."
Naked Brother-in law:"Sorry, mate I'm a married man."

Sorry can't remember the exact quote.

[Holly2009]

Ianto: THATS MY CAr!!!!!

All he could say was that was his car, and his brother in-law throwing bricks.

Oh.
Soldiers: "We're looking for Ianto Jones."
Naked Brother-in law:"Sorry, mate I'm a married man."

Sorry can't remember the exact quote.

Ha! I posted the married man quote earlier :grin: soo funny!
I absolutely love the scene where the SUV got stolen, Jonny throwing bricks at the road :laugh:

[jacks_angel]

Thought of another one
Rhys :if its a boy we can call it Edward
Gwen:Edward?
Rhys:after the king
And rhys waves a potato

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[jonas-baby]

Thought of another one
Rhys :if its a boy we can call it Edward
Gwen:Edward?
Rhys:after the king
And rhys waves a potato

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Ha ha i loved this one! :P
LOVE Rhys <3